A New Year, A New Goal

After a frustrating year, I'm back. This time with the help and advice of my compounding pharmacist Frank. He told me about the HCG diet. My sister was the first one to try the HCG diet. She ordered the mix and followed the diet and lost over 34 pounds in 6 weeks. Once I saw her results, I contacted Frank and told him that I would eat dog turds for 6 weeks if it meant that I got those kinds of results. I ordered the HCG from his online pharmacy for about $30 and the sublingual mixing kit from his website for about $60. After waiting for about 3 weeks to get the HCG, I was beginning to get a little anxious. Not only was I tired of my weight, I was also tired of my setbacks.

Once the HCG arrived, I weighed myself, I weighed 187 pounds. THAT SUCKS! I had to get started right away. After beginning the sublingual doses of the HCG, I was ready for phase 1 of the diet. The gorge days. Every two hours, you eat whatever you want until you are full. It rocks.

Day 1:

I had a sausage egg and cheese croisanwich from Burger King. I ordered some French Toast sticks for later and it came with potato disks that were covered in grease.

2 Hours later, I had to eat again. I had nothing fatty in the house so I had a tablespoon full of peanut butter.

2 hours later, I went to Costco with my sister and had a Churro and a soda.

2 hours later, after making most of my dishes in preparation for the second phase of the diet, I made a giant vat of chili mac. It was pretty awesome.

Day 2

I gorged on pancakes with butter and syrup.

2 hours later, I had some cereal.

2 for lunch I went to Maggiano's, a local Italian Restaurant. It rocked. I had appetizers, bread, shrimp linguine with cream sauce. I had enough to take home for dinner and I took advantage of it.

At the end of day 2, I was up to 189. I earned every pound.

Day 3

The first day of phase 2 and all I could think about was how much I wanted a donut.

Instead, I took my first dose of HCG and then chugged 32 oz of water.
At about 10 am, I had 1/2 a grapefruit and a large iced tea with Purevia to sweeten it.
A couple hours later, I was STARVING and feeling super grouchy. I had 2 melba toast and wished everyone else was dead.

For lunch, I had a handful of salad greens with a tablespoon of lemon juice as "salad dressing." I topped it with 3.5 grams of chicken baked with greek seasoning for flavor. It wasn't the worst thing I ever had but I still wanted my donut.

For a snack, I had the other half of the grapefruit. This time I only wished I were dead.

I took my second dose of HCG.

For dinner, I had a 3.5 gram turkey burger with mustard wrapped in lettuce leaves. In all honesty, it wasn't so bad.

For my snack, I had a couple more melba toast.

The moment of truth arrived. I got on the scale. I was down to 186.

If I knew at the beginning of the day how good it would feel to drop 3 lbs in a day, I would have been in a much better mood.

See you tomorrow.